That There Long Dog
Funniest little feller
You’d ever want to see!
Browner ‘an the brownest leaf
In the autumn tree.
Shortest little bow legs!
Jes’ barely touch the floor—
And long—b’gosh, the longest dog
I ever seen afore!
But he’s mighty amusin’,
For all ‘at he’s so queer,
Eyes so mighty solemn,
Askin’ like an’ clear,
And when he puts his paws up,
Head stuck on one side—
Jes’ naturally love every hair
In his durn Dutch hide.
-Alice Gill Ferguson.